(Can’t wait to see what sort of dirty Google searches I get with this headline…)

I’m still planning to post adorable pictures of Rosy playing in the sand, but in the meantime, here are two signs we encountered while walking around Irish Beach. The first was posted near the Point Arena pier—ironically, not too far from another sign urging people to boost their karma (really!) by picking up their dog’s poop. That’s right, pooper scoopers are good for the spirit, but molest one of my chickens and I’ll shoot you dead!

The second is a sign that was posted all over the neighborhood we were staying in. Maybe it’s funnier to me as a writer than to the general observer, but… if my dog is on a leash, has a license, and has had her rabies vaccination, does that mean we’re only fulfilling one of the three requirements?