{"id":1296,"date":"2010-01-14T17:55:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T01:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/?p=1296"},"modified":"2010-10-18T21:07:18","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T04:07:18","slug":"creepy-hairy-guy-spotted-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/?p=1296","title":{"rendered":"Creepy hairy guy spotted again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/?p=1147\" target=\"new\">First he was an uneducated mother.<\/a> Now he&#8217;s a California driver, apparently named Harold.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/2010\/crazyguy.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Why is this guy following me around the internet? WHY?!!<\/p>\n<p>(At least he&#8217;s an organ donor.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First he was an uneducated mother. Now he&#8217;s a California driver, apparently named Harold. Why is this guy following me around the internet? WHY?!! (At least he&#8217;s an organ donor.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[17,27],"class_list":["post-1296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-around-the-web","tag-creepy-hairy-guy","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1296"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2738,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions\/2738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}