{"id":2319,"date":"2010-07-19T15:55:03","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T22:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/?p=2319"},"modified":"2010-07-19T15:55:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-19T22:55:03","slug":"i-didnt-do-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/?p=2319","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t do it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no? So how did that lone shoe end up on your towel?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/2010\/doit2.jpg\" style=\"padding-top:15px; padding-bottom:15px\"><\/p>\n<p>And how did all that stuffing end up on the floor?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/2010\/doit3.jpg\" style=\"padding-top:15px; padding-bottom:15px\"><\/p>\n<p>And how do you manage to be so cute, even when you&#8217;re up to no good?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no? So how did that lone shoe end up on your towel? And how did all that stuffing end up on the floor? And how do you manage to be so cute, even when you&#8217;re up to no good?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-2319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts","tag-rosy","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2319"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2323,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions\/2323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilymorganti.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}