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Fun with Dollar Tree furniture

Now and then, the Dollar Tree has furniture that’s roughly 1:12 scale. (Except for beds, which for some reason are closer to half scale.) It usually comes in an ugly red finish, but recently they started carrying raw wood furniture too. I picked up a few pieces today: two dressers and a sideboard.

For something that only set me back a dollar, the sideboard has a surprisingly nice top. The edges are neatly beveled and it has a noticeable grain that’s more or less to scale. Normally I wouldn’t bother staining furniture like this due to the questionable wood and the high potential for glue glops, but I thought it would look nice to stain just the sideboard top, and paint the rest.

Here’s with the stain and one coat of paint. The stain is Minwax Early American, and the paint is Behr Parisian Taupe (a sample jar left over from a recent house project). While staining I accidentally swiped one of the drawer pulls and decided I liked the look, so I initially stained those too.

But after the second coat, I was frustrated by my inability to keep paint off the knobs, so I ended up painting them. (The drawers don’t open.)

After sanding the top (including some spots that got paint on them), I did a second coat of stain. This time I used Minwax Cherry, for the sole reason that I had a stain pen handy and didn’t feel like prying open the can of Early American again. After the stain dried, I buffed it with a coat of finishing wax.

Not bad for a dollar! Here it is in my Cypress and Fog roombox. Not quite right for this setting, obviously, but it has potential.

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Little House cabin: A table and chairs, and some other touches

For the past month I have been struggling with electrifying the Queen Anne rowhouse. I’ll write up a blog about everything that’s gone wrong (and hopefully save some others out there the heartache I’ve experienced with a certain brand of light fixtures…) but I’m so annoyed about it right now I don’t even want to think about it. So, I spent the afternoon distracting myself with the Little House cabin, which has been sitting neglected since the rowhouse made itself the center of attention back in September.

Although I haven’t been working on the cabin, I have been collecting accessories to put inside of it. A few weeks ago I won an eBay auction for a lot of unfinished half scale furniture from an estate sale.

The lot included four chairs, which I happened to need for the cabin. The brand name on these chairs is Craft(?) Creations of El Cajon, CA, but the sticker on the packages said Fred’s Carpenter Shop in Pittsford, VT. They’re made from balsa, which makes them seem a bit cheap, but I figured that could work in the rustic cabin. And they definitely weren’t cheap cheap… the price tags were marked $10.75 for each package of two! (Way overpriced, IMO…)

They’re a tad short for the table I’m using, but I decided that’s okay on the prairie. (The eBay auction did include a table, also made of balsa, but I decided not to use it in this house because the table has a hidden leaf… way too fancy for the big woods of Wisconsin! I’ll save it for another house.)

The Little House books often refer to Ma’s red checkered table cloth. I yanked this fabric off a Dollar Tree bed that I’ll (theoretically) refinish one of these days. The corners had been glued to the foam “mattress,” so they’re a little crusty.

I trimmed the edges, used a tiny amount of anti-fraying glue to keep the fabric from unraveling, and draped it over the table. It just kind of sits there.

Following this tutorial, I cut a piece of cardstock to fit over the table top and hold the tablecloth in place. Didn’t have the double-stick tape called for in the instructions, so I glued the tablecloth to the card instead. I also ironed the creases. It’s not perfect, but with the chairs tucked in, it’s passable.

I stained the balsa chairs with a Minwax cherry stain pen, and to make them look more realistic, I created woven seats using DMC floss. The center back part of the chair sort of got in the way, but they turned out all right.

Here’s how they look together. Today must be Saturday—baking day! Black Susan the cat is looking longingly up at the goodies…

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Want to be a hero? Show the Coles some love…

Lori and Corey Cole, the creators of Quest for Glory, have a Kickstarter going to raise money for a new Quest for Glory-like game named Hero-U. For those non Sierra geeks among my readers, Quest for Glory was an RPG/adventure game hybrid that had five installments in the 1990s, and there’s really been nothing like it since Sierra swallowed its own creativity in the name of corporate expansion. They have about five days left to raise $150k, which is totally doable in Kickstarter-land, but not without fan support.

A couple of years ago, Lori Cole gave me an incredible interview that I turned into a behind-the-scenes piece for Games™. (The article is online, but it looked way prettier in print. I can send a PDF to anyone who wants to see it in its original, err, glory—just email me to ask for it.) I don’t think people remember Quest for Glory (originally dubbed Hero’s Quest) quite as well as, say, King’s Quest or Leisure Suit Larry, which is a shame because it was much more creative than the other Quest series in the way it broke out of the mold to combine RPG gameplay with storytelling. When I encountered the first game in the series—the only one I played back in the day—I didn’t know what an RPG was and thought Quest for Glory was just another adventure game, but with fighting. It wasn’t until I wrote the Games™ article and played more of the series that I realized how unique it was… not an adventure game, not an RPG, but its own thing.


Uh oh. Never kiss a naked lady in a lake. Doesn’t this guy watch Once Upon a Time?!

To be totally honest, I almost didn’t pledge to the Hero-U project. I’ve contributed a few hundred bucks to adventure game Kickstarters already this year, which is more than I usually spend on games that actually exist. (Yes, as someone who works in the video game industry and gets most of my games for free, I realize I’m spoiled!) At some point over the course of the year—after Tim Schafer and Jane Jensen and Leisure Suit Larry and Tex Murphy and the Two Guys from Andromeda and Broken Sword—the adventure revival on Kickstarter went from being incredibly exciting to kind of exhausting. Maybe I’ll feel differently after all these games come out, but for now, it feels like I’ve spent a lot of money just to prove that I’m a true fan… which I sort of feel like I’ve proven already, over the years, what with the dozens of articles I’ve written and all the PR I’ve been involved with and the general rah rah adventure games vibe that seems to have become an integral part of my being.

Then I saw that Hero-U was getting down to the wire with a long way to go, and remembered Lori’s awesome interview, and I felt like a terrible person for being so practical. Like a grown-up, if you will. So I pitched in. And I hope at least one person who reads this will, too. So… you want to be a hero? Now’s your chance.

Because like Corey said in this interview last week, if gamers don’t ask for this stuff, and show our support, we won’t get it. And while there is a lot of great stuff out there to play, there’s honestly nothing else like this. And there should be.

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