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Half scale swap goodies and record album how-to

I just participated in my first mini swap, which combines the fun of getting chain letters in the mail (remember those?) with the fun of scoring a bunch of free minis. The swap was done by the Yahoo Half Scale group and there were 46(!) participants, meaning we each had to provide 46 of an item and got back a box of 46 varied items in return. The theme was “treasures in the attic” — so, anything that you’d find in an attic.

I made my item in a 3-day marathon over Christmas, but we’ve all just received our swap boxes so I’m finally allowed to show pictures now. I wanted to make something that wouldn’t require a ton of special materials and that could (theoretically) be easily done assembly-line style, since I needed to make so many of them. I decided on record albums, because what self-respecting attic doesn’t have some vinyl laying around?


The albums look great with this retro record player magnet, which I got for about $5 on eBay.

The first step was to make the jackets. I found a huge archive of album cover scans online, belonging to a collector named Mick Schott. I decided to make three albums for each person (138 in total!) and originally planned on just three different designs, but the site had so many great choices I ended up with about sixty. This meant that no two swap recipients got the same selection.

I downloaded the art for the album fronts and backs and pieced them together in Photoshop. I reduced the image size by increasing the dpi (dots per inch), which results in better print quality than just shrinking the picture. The dimensions of each album cover are 1.2 inches wide by .6 inches high (360 pixels by 180 pixels at 300dpi). Remember this is half scale; if you want to make 1-inch scale records the jackets should be twice that size.

I printed out the jackets and sprayed them with matte sealer to protect the printout.

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A little bit of wallpaper, a little bit of floor

Work has stalled on the Queen Anne Rowhouse lately. The electricity’s still driving me crazy as I slowly install the Houseworks lights that I bought to replace the Cir-Kit lights that broke my heart. Two weeks ago I got one into the attic but the second attic fixture was broken. Not sure what the problem was… it worked fine when I tested it, and then I removed the bulb to paint the fixture and when I went to put the bulb back I couldn’t get it in. There was something wrong with the holes that the two wires fit into, it was like they were blocked or squished or something so I couldn’t fit the bulb in as far as it needed to go. I broke the wires off two bulbs trying to cram them in and finally quit with the realization that any bulb I managed to shove in there would fall right out when I turned the light upside down to install it. So frustrating!

So, I put off electricity again and moved onto wallpaper—which turned out to be equally frustrating. This is going to be a modern house with some traditional Victorian decor. I see the owners as San Francisco yuppies who have spent a lot of money to restore their Victorian to its original glory. I’ve been playing around with sample images from Bradbury & Bradbury (which is theoretically where my San Francisco yuppies would buy their wallpaper!), trying to keep the color schemes basically the same within the house and consistent with the details on the outside of the house.

Here are some papers I printed out for the attic. After printing I spray them with matte sealer to protect them.

I started with the big attic room. My original plan was to use papers with muted greens throughout the house, to match the green trim outside. But in this room I plan to put a pool table (which has a bright green surface) and maybe also the rug I recently finished cross stitching, which also has bright colors. So I came up with this combination, which seemed to go better with those two items than everything else I tried.

Liking it, I moved onto the smaller room. I thought I’d really like this, but once I saw it in place I was not so thrilled with it. Also, I got glue on the paper, so I had to pull it out anyway.

Here’s where the aforementioned frustration came in… I’m not sure what the problem was, maybe just a bad luck weekend, but I got glue on the paper REPEATEDLY. I tried doing the little room three or four different times before giving up. It’s not that the space is too tiny to get my hands into, I just kept making a mess. Might be that glue spots show up more on this printed paper than if I were using dollhouse wallpaper with a coating.

I did manage to get the second wall done on the larger room before my frustration got the better of me. (Had to do this one twice, too!) I haven’t done the third wall yet because there will be a wire coming in from the little room that’ll need to be covered up. Well, that was the original plan, but now that the ceiling fixture’s busted, maybe not. I can’t paper until I decide, though, so once again electricity stands in the way of progress. I wish I’d never decided to electrify this house.

The messed up light fixture and repeated wallpaper failures were two weekends ago. Last weekend I didn’t even touch the house. This weekend we made up, but I decided to work on something else: hardwood floors.

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Rosy vs. the Kong (It weebles! It wobbles!)

Rosy’s Grammy pointed out that it’s been a long time since Rosy made an appearance on the blog. That’s because 1) I figure no one else *really* finds her quite as cute and infinitely amusing as I do, and 2) I’ve been a lazy bum. But today we’re rectifying that with an epic (albeit grainy) video. Introducing… the Kong Wobbler!

This is possibly the best toy ever. It’s shaped like a regular Kong, but bigger, and instead of rubber it’s made from hard plastic. It’s weighted down at the bottom like a Weeble Wobble. You fill it up with food and the dog knocks it around to try to get the food to fall out of the little hole.

Ready…? Fight!

(If you make it all the way to the end, 2:18 is a burp. That’s some good kibble.)

Music credit goes to Jared Emerson-Johnson for “TKO” from the Sam & Max Season Two soundtrack. Cuteness credit goes to Rosy, the wonder greyhuahua.*


*But not really.

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